yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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