thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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