Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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