brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
