Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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