I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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