She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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