would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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