Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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