If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I skipped work to stalk him.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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