Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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