i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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