dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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