He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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