I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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