I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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