Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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