You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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