The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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