Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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