Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
