Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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