that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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