K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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