He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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