is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
What happened?
New Orleans
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