I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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