So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Randomize
