i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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