Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my being single is dangerous.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
