ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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