You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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