It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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