I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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