you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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