if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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