I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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