and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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