I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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