Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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