Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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