she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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