Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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