Buhtt sex?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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