For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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