So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
