why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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