well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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