i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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