Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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