sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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