You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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