please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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