He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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