Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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