Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
