be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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