I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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