I feel like I'm in dance class right now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arbyβs curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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