We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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