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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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